The Six-Foot Turkey
- Bourbon or Rye
- Angostura bitters
- Demerara sugar cube
- Garnish: Cherry & orange peel
The Turtle (Cherry soda)
- 1 1/2 oz Vodka
- 3/4 oz Cherry liqueur
- 3/4 oz Lemon juice
- 1/4 oz Simple syrup
- Shake all ingredients
- Top Club soda
- Garnish: Cherry & Lemon wheel
The Silliest Girls in All England (Cranberry vodka fizz)
- 3 oz Vodka
- 1 cup Cranberry juice
- 1/4 cup Grenadine
- Sparkling water
- Serve in tall glass over ice
- Garnish: rosemary sprigs
The Failure to Communicate (Fancy Free)
- 2 oz Bourbon or Rye
- 1/2 oz Maraschino liqueur
- 1 dash Orange bitters
- 1 dash Angostura bitters
- Garnish: orange peel
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve in rocks glass over ice
The Lutheran West Football Highlight Reel (cranberry aperol spritz)
- 2 oz Aperol
- 1 oz Cranberry juice
- 3-4 oz Sparking wine
- Garnish: orange peel
The Gran Torino (Blood and Sand)
- 3/4 oz Scotch
- 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth
- 3/4 oz Cherry liqueur
- 3/4 oz Orange juice
- Garnish: orange peel
The Hansen Brothers
- 2 oz rum
- 1/2 oz lime juice
- 2/3 oz honey syrup
- Serve in rocks glass over ice
The Pledge Pin on your Uniform
- Gin or vodka
- Dry Vermouth
- Olives
The Snake Plissken
- 2 oz Bourbon
- 1/2 oz Lemon juice
- 1/2 oz Honey syrup
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve in rocks glass over ice
- Garnish: lemon peel
Do I Amuse You? (Casino)
- 1 1/2 oz Gin
- 2 dashes Lemon juice
- 2 dashes Maraschino liqueur
- 2 dashes Orange bitters
- Garnish: Cherry
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve up
How ‘bout A Fresca? (White lady)
- 1 1/2 oz Gin
- 3/4 oz Triple Sec
- 3/4 oz Lemon juice
- Garnish: Lemon peel
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve up
Picking Out a Thermos for You (pink lady)
- 1 1/2 oz Gin
- Splash Grenadine
- 1/2 oz Lemon juice
- Garnish: Cherry
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve up
The Dapper Dan (Stork Club)
- 1 oz Gin
- 1 oz Orange juice
- 1 oz Triple sec
- 1/2 oz Lime juice
- 2 dashes orange bitters
- Garnish: orange peel
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve up
The Urban Assault Vehicle (Aviation)
- 2 oz Gin
- 1/4 oz Maraschino liqueur
- 1/2 oz Lemon juice
- 1/4 oz Crème de violette
- Garnish: Cherry
- Shake all ingredients
- Serve up
The Airspeed Velocity of an African Swallow
- 1.5 oz Vodka
- 3 oz Orange juice
- 1.5 oz Lemon juice
- 1 TBSP Simple syrup
- Club soda
- Add all but club soda to shaker. Shake. Filter into rocks glass with ice.
- Add club soda.
- Garnish with lemon rind, orange, or mint
Grandma Broke Her Coccyx
- 2 oz Rum
- 6 Mint leaves
- 1 oz Lime Juice
- 1 oz Simple syrup
- Club soda
- Muddle mint leaves in a cocktail shaker. Add lime juice, rum, and simple syrup. Add ice and shake.
- Strain into glass with ice. Top off with club soda
- Garnish with mint and lime wedge